Willard's Winners Week 2

Hey there folks, Willard walked down to the Sac N' Suds and gave me a call with this weeks picks. Peruse them and tell me what you think.


West Virginia vs. Eastern Carolina: The Mountain Men from Morgantown will descend from their lofty lands looking to shoot it out with the Pirates from Eastern Carolina. West Virginia's sharp shooters are trained and quick. They will load those squirrel guns and blast away at Skipper Skip Holtz's Schooner, but Captain Holtz's Buccaneers are tough and will repel the Mountaineer attack.
Willard's Winner... Eastern Carolina

Oregon St. vs. Penn St.: The Beavers from the wild wild west are heading to Happy Valley to build a log jam in Penn State's BCS bowl hopes. The Beavers will gnaw on and fell some of those sweet Pensylvania Poplars, but Joe Pa will have his Nittany Lions growling mad. The will descend out of the hills and devour the pesky rodents of Corvalis.
Willard's Winner... Penn St.

Marshall vs. Wisconsin: Willard's Winner... Whoever does not have to watch this game!

South Carolina vs. Vanderbilt: Spurrier's Chickens put a peckin' on the Wolfpack of N.C. State last week. The Pullet's are prancing around like a single rooster in a hen coop. Spurrier will lead his Gamecocks up to Nashville with the aim of keeping keeping their winning ways rolling. The Ole Ball Coach will have those chickens ready to scratch, but will find the Commodore's fleet a bit tougher than the Wimppack. The Commodore will train his guns on the Chickens but will find them hard to hit, and Spurrier's boys will rule the roost.
Willard's Winner... South Carolina

Miami vs. Florida: The Tropical Depressions from South Florida will move their depressing form of ball north to Gainesville. They will spit rain and blow a little, but Mayer's Gators are tough skinned and used to these kinds of storms. The swamp may fill up a bit, but the Gators will weather this storm.
Willard's Winner: As much as Willard hates to say it... Florida


And last but not least:

Central Michigan vs. Georgia: The Chippewas of Central Michigan are on the warpath wanting to count coup and collect a few Bulldog pelts. Coach Richt and his hounds have a juicy steak dangling in front of them and the Chippewas are in the way. The Native Americans may shoot a few arrows, but they will find out that, that Dawg will bite you!
Willard's Winner... Georgia!