I am procrastinating...

Ok, so I am supposed to be working on my Greek exegesis paper that is due tomorrow. But I am a pro at procrastinating, and thought this might help me kill a little time.
(x) Caught lightning bugs on a warm summer night (My Grandfather and I used to threaten to put them down bad boys' britches!)
() smoked a cigarette (cigars yes)
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted (stole a sticker from my Dad's school... He beat me like a rented mule)
(x) kissed someone (long and well)
( x) been in a fist fight (I was a bouncer, I've been in a few)
( ) snuck out of your parent's house
( ) been arrested
() gone on a blind date
(x) skipped a class/ school
( x) seen someone die (I am a senior adult minister, it is part of the job)
( x)had a crush on one of your internet friends
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (no, but inadvertantly, several times)
() eaten Sushi (heck no!)
() been skiing
( ) met someone in person from the internet
( ) been moshing at a concert
(x) love/like someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves (who hasn't?)
(x) gone sledding (lived on the best hill for sledding in the whole world!)
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
() felt the earth shake
( x) touched a snake (stepped on one, and it bit me)
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed (Demaris Hussein, my cab driver in Chicago, she took this bumpkin for 70 fat on a $20 ride)
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
( x) won a contest (a local radio station in my hometown used to give away birthday parties at McD's everyday to a kid with that birthday. I must have been the only kid in Gainesville with a birthday on Oct 12th because I won it like five years in a row.)
(x) run a red light (way too often)
( ) been suspended from school
( x) been in a car accident (too many to count)
() had braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) witnessed a crime (I saw Larry puke in the fishbowl, does that count?)
() been obsessed with post-it notes (no, what kind of freak does that? they need counseling)
(x) wrestled in mud (I am a little worried about the past lives of my friends Bonnie and Ginny. Is there a past to you two that we need to know about? Both of you said you had wrestled in the mud. Did this involve strip clubs? Was there money involved? I'm a little afraid to ask.)
( ) been lost What man is going to admit to that?
(x ) been to the opposite side of the country (My sister was stationed in California)
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) cried yourself to sleep
( x) played cops and robbers
() sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (coca-cola)
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe (do Grannies, Moms, and Sisters count?)
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
( x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
() worn pearls
( x) jumped off a bridge (too many times to tell)
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something (I was a cabinet/furniture maker, what do you think?)
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs (every Saturday of football season)
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week
( ) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
( x) climbed a tree
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
(x) believe in angels
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
( x) gone doorbell ditching
( x) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused (hello)
(x) caught a fish then ate it after it was cooked
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) cheated on a test (humph)
( ) have/had a Britney Spears CD
( ) French braided someone's hair
( x) gone skinny dipping in a lake or pool (College, need I say more!)
( x) had a cavity
(x) cried at a wedding
( ) gotten airsick on a plane
( x) gone hunting
(x) fired a gun
(x) burned food you were making
( ) eaten so much you threw up
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) gotten bitten by an alligator
(x) gone number one AND number two outdoors
( ) been pregnant
( ) are currently pregnant
(x) gotten/getting a master's degree
( ) eaten haggis
( x) gotten caught doing something illegal (the Grand Wizard of the KKK in GA lives in my hometown. We used to go steal his plaster statues of klansmen and African Americans off of his lawn. He called the cops one night, and I got caught. The African American cop let me go. Imagine that.)
(x) done something illegal
(x) tp-ed someone's house