Willard and Charles squared off against each other in their prognostications last week, with Willard coming out on top. Well, they both took a smart pill this week, and scribbled out their picks for this weeks winners. Both "gentlemen" are extremely excited about this weekend of important games.
Here we go!
Iowa St. v. Iowa: Willard's Winner & Charles' Champ... Anybody who does not have to watch this game!
Arkansas v. Vandy: Charles and Willard broke out the squirrel rifles and threatened each others' lives over this one. Charles chose Arkansas, Willard chose Vandy. There is a jar of pickled pigs feet riding on this one!
Clemson v. Florida St: Charles said that the "Cheatah's" from Carolina are going to be roaring mad about last weeks loss, so they will come out scratching and clawing, and biting their way around the Bowdon Bayou. But those sneaky Seminoles' spears will find their mark in the kitty cats hearts. Willard's Winner... Florida St.
Nebraska v. USC: The Cornhuskers will roll into Troy looking to shuck Pete Carroll's horse down to the cob. They will soon find out that there is still a lot of fight in the hoplites from the Peloponeses. Charles Champ... USC
Troy v. Georgia Tech: Since Willard used up all his references to the Trojans in the previous prognostication, he'll just say: Willard's Winner...Georgia Tech (P.S. Charles agreed)
Miami v. Louisville: Last week, the Cardinals of Kentucky flew fast and straight even without their lead bird. But this weekend they will fly into a gale, the likes of which they have never seen. Willard's Winner/Charles' Champ... Miami
Oklahoma v. Oregon: Bob Stoops' Boomer Schooner will ramble on up to Portland this weekend, looking to get the jump on the Ducks. They will find the ground between the mountains and the see tough to navigate, but Stoops' boys will eventually find touchdown sod for bustin'. Willard's Winner/Charles' Champion... Oklahoma
Michigan v. Notre Dame: Willard wanted me to tell all the other pigskin pupils out there that this was a tough game to judge. He said that the Wolverines were a tough group this year. He also noted how Notre Dame was playing this one at home. Willard said that after much studying, and an extra smart pill or two he came to the conclusion... Willard's Winner... Notre Dame (By the way, Charles said it was a no brainer...Notre Dame)
Florida v. Tennessee: Oh what a wonderful game this will be! Urban Meyer and his swamp lizzards will crawl their way up to the Rockytop of Neyland Stadium. The lizzards will attack in their new, wacky formation; but Fullmer's riflemen will drop them short. There will be rejoicing and aligator boots and belts for everybody! Willard's Winner/Charles' Champion...TENNESEE
LSU v. Auburn: This one is the Donnybrook Game of the Week! Folks, if you don't get to watch any other game this year, don't miss this one! The Bayou Bengals will be stalking their way to the "Prettiest little town on the Plain" looking to eat a little Eagle. (or is it a tiger, I don't know, heck they don't know either!) Anyway, the Bengals will claw and scratch the Eagles near unto death, but will find the Eagles a tough bird to swallow. Charles' Champ/Willard's Winner... In a close one... Auburn! (War Eagle fly down the field, ever to conquer, never to yield...)
And last, but certainly not least!
UAB v. UGA: The Blazers of Birmingham will try to chargrill a little Bulldog "Between the Hedges" this weekend. Matt Stafford and the Junk Yard Dawg Defense, thanks to UGA VI; just happen to know where there is a fire hydrant big enough to put out the Blazer's fire. Charles' Champ/ Willard's Winner...Georgia!
4 comments:
1. I am so happy that the beginning of the Auburn Fight song made it to this blog.
2. It is the "prettiest little village on the plains" not prettiest little town.
Also, we have gone over and over this whole mascot thing with Auburn. How come you dont pick on Alabama for saying "Roll ____" but yet their mascot is an elephant??? That doesnt seem to match up. At least Auburn has a story behind our reason!
So what you are saying is that all of Alabama is retarded and can't choose a mascot?
No, what I am saying is that one who cannot remember the explanation of the story behind a mascot and a battle cry after they have been told time and time again must be retarded.
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